IT'S LADIES NIGHT! AND THUS WE'RE OUT!

And Aly and I went to Momo, tonight our intentions were to loosen up, daNce and get the free drinks!

And thus, spare us the men! Who were a disturbing lot.

Fuck! But nevermind i will come to that later.

There's a pub beside momo called Wen's and I posed next to it...in the above picture.hehe. I like Momo cause of it's darkness as compared to MOS (ahhhh! i actually went there for the first time that night..)..Momo's drinks are also less diluted..i mean the free ones of cos..and i love the toilets there. SEE!

ok, in this picture i look like i'm puking..but i'm actually taking a look to see if there were goldfishes in the golden toilet bowl.. ah haaa...so now you get it.

after 2 free drinks , we decided to head to Ministry of Sound, which was the talk of the town ever since it opened.. ..

On the way out, there's this 1 guy who popped up from nowhere and said "Hello" to me..i just forced a smile and left..luckily aLy was grabbing my arm and pushing her way out of the place already..phew..

(ok, you can keep this counting..ONE already)
(got this pic from xiaxue cos we didnt take a picture of the entrance)

aLy told me MOS has candy floss retro on weds. but too bad dun haf for that night.=( retro was not bad..but there were 3 caucasians who tried to flirt with us..and they were coming from all sides.and this damn cheesy guy was singing to the song "i wanna hold ur hand" along with the music and asking for my hand! like WTH! get lost lah!
RnB was too damn crowded..like the caged-up concept..even if u managed to squeeze in, u'll be finding it hard to shake your hips.haha...
We even went to house music section. taking the escalator!!haha..we had no idea why the dancefloor was so vacant when we arrived and so occupied when we were on it..maybe we grooved the people man..
(FOUR already)
Got out of the place to get some snacks at 7-11.
Hotties and gulp.
when we came out there were 3 guys at the start of the bridge..they were not the cheeky sort and just wanted to have a drink with us..they bought a big gulp and mixed scottish whiskey in it..i gave it a try with aLy's straw and it was STRONG! ALy coughed after tasting it..WAH! like they added alcohol to coke in ratio 3:7...

they suggested giving the bottle to us to mix in our ice lemon tea????
and we rejected them nicely...asked where we were heading and we told them to "the bridge"..
you know what one of them said? "is that a new club?"
hahahaha..what a joke.
(SEVEN men)

just then, as we were chillin out on the bridge and talking about the sickass guys who approached us which was like quite a lot already and kena bitten by ants at where we were sitting..(the platform of the bridge)..
a tall guy from the other end of the bridge walked over and told aLy and I not to jump or something..den he came like damn close to me cos i was just sitting at the edge..i just said cos i see you tt's why wanna jump..den he "hmph..never give me chance" in a joking manner and walked away...

his friend said dun worry lah, he only likes guys.. we didn't bother until he came out of 7-11 and pestered us again.. I guess we were both quite annoyed...and didn't even bother to hear wad he said..but whatever it was..i'm quite sure it's rubbish...
offered us Baron's strong brew..ewwww...
and claimed that he's 40 yrs old and still..no man wants him..sad case.

(EIGHT irritating suckers)

We then headed to Gotham Penthouse which I seriously suggest should fix up some sound proof system.cos the music's so loud that it sent the old shophouse windows shaking violently..
I was walking beneath and joking that I'm afraid that one of the windows would just come crashing down on me...
I'm serious!
it's that scary. when we got our free vodka wif lime and checked the OLD crowd out..
and decided not to stay further , we left.
ok,stupid mistake..i forgot to mention we left taking the lift with 2 blacks.
like, we should have seen it coming our way.
"beautiful ladies, hello! are you all singaporeans..aww man,..c'mon gimme a hug!" errr..like it's their culture or something..we did it nonetheless so as not to feel awkward that we're so conservative..and based on our instinct that it's not gonna be more than just a hug..
They then asked whther we wanna check out forbidden City..i'm like"where?china?"haha..was kidding with them lah.They were friendly and wanted to drink with us.and i guess that's all.
we rejected softly and headed for another round of snacks..
Corn soup and pocky sticks..
while stretching on the bridge and listening to We're in heaven..ahh..damn relaxing..

(TEN ON-THE-LOOKOUT-FOR LADIES MEN)

after that we decided to check out more clubs..
we've been to momo,MOS,gotham penthouse,next Attica..or maybe Forbidden City?? (ok,minor asshole on bridge wanted to invite us to drink at attica..NO! was the reply..duh~)

We were walking..and this ANGMOH in his 40s approached us.
At first he was just asking and looking concerned about the "junk" we were eating.. then he bloody hell dare to ask a stupid question like let's go to my house.. We were blur lah..aLy and I..so we just said it's ok, we'll just walk around..then he took his wallet out..don't worry..i'll pay you!

OKAY,that was fucking hell enough you motherfucker kanninabu lanjiao dickhead freakass!
"WE ARE NOT HOOKERS BY THE WAY!"
and he scurried off.
He'd better or he would least expect the consequences!
We were freaking insulted lah! like which part of us look like we're whores!?
Fuggling 8 inched penis carrier!
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(ELEVEN SICK BASTARDS!)

we cursed and swore after that! dammit!like what?! he wants a threesome huh?
i'm even contemplating if his dick is still functioning..
OLD man.

Back to MOS. short fuck from 10 o'clock came over to dance with us when we were dancing happily for the 2nd time! like they just don't get it huh..these fuggling jerks!
Wejust want to dance! leave us alone!
And not only did he not get it once..nor twice..five freaking times!
turned him down, ran away and dance at another corner..even platform he still bugged us..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHORT FUCK!
can u just imagine the sight of 2 girls running away whenever a twurd comes close to them!
The most ridiculous thing is that we had to act lesbians just to shoo him off. He even asked his friend to help him?! whoa..really pain in the ass!

(TWELVE and THIRTEEN SICKOS!)

we bumped into the 3 scottish whiskey guys at the dancefloor.
said hi..one of them came up..
put his arms over our sholders and said "We're here to dance..nothing else.." ok, nothing else,den why do u have to come so close? den why did u haf to brush your pokey beard on my cheek!?
grrr!
so, we called it a day.
chilled at Macs, before venturing the (wrong way); walked all the way from MOS to Liang Court to Chinatown; and walked back to Macs for breakfast at 5am.
Was so tired.
we met short fuck againnn! ran away.
and this guy who just said hi to me.and all i did was to give him a queer look.

FOURTEEN FRIGGIN FUCKS IN ONE NIGHT!

bad bad bad.
the point i'm describing every single one of the encounters is to let u noe how desperate these men are, and their lousy tactics..
never get drunk and succumb to them.
it's a promise i made to myself.. and I'll hold to that.
but thanks aLy for being there.if not..shakes head..i would not dare to imagine..
haix.we'll go in a bigger grp next time.

oh yar, cT,i met justin from SR at maCs.. he just Passed out from Tekong BMTC.haha..didn't talked much..he looks almost just the same.haha.